Real brownie pieces.
Not brownie flavour. Actual brownie pieces.
Flavour 01
Brownie Issues
Dark Chocolate Brownie
Your new nightly ritual.
Some issues are worth having.
Rich dark chocolate.
Real brownie pieces.
Worth staying in for.
- 24G PROTEIN
- 12G FIBRE
- VEGAN
- REAL BROWNIE PIECES
- MIX-INS INCLUDED
- NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS
- MADE WITH REAL COCOA
$7.50per serving
Minimum 6 pouches per box — $44.99 CAD total (+ shipping)
★ Free shipping on orders $80+ (CAD).
6 SACHETS = 6 NIGHTS OF DESSERT
One premium box.
Six ridiculously good desserts.
Makes six ridiculously good Ninja CREAMi® pints.
Each box includes:
- • 6 THE BASE pouches
- • 6 THE GOOD PART pouches
★ Drop 01 ★
Pre-order
Ships October 2026.
One of just 200 boxes in our first drop.
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Charged today. Dessert later. ♡
★★★★★
See you after dinner.
★ The ritual ★
Every great ritual has two parts.
The Base.
Rich chocolate protein base. Creamy. Deep chocolate flavour. Built to taste like dessert.
Contains
- •Chocolate protein blend
- •Dutch-process cocoa
- •Black cocoa
- •Organic coconut sugar
- •Vanilla
- •Espresso
- •Sea salt
The Good Part.
Added after spinning. Maximum crunch. Because crunch deserves better.
Contains
- •Real brownie pieces
- •Organic 100% cacao crunch
★ Why you'll crave it ★
Why you'll crave it.
Chocolate that tastes like chocolate.
Dutch cocoa. Black cocoa. Layers of richness.
Crunch deserves better.
That's why it gets its own pouch. Added after spinning.
★ Tonight's plan ★
Tonight's plan.
- 1
Pour.
THE BASE.
- 2
Add milk.
- 3
Freeze.
24 hours.
- 4
Spin.
Lite Ice Cream.
- 5
Add THE GOOD PART.
Maximum crunch.
- 6
Mix-In.
Mix it in.
- 7
See you after dinner.
See you after dinner.
★ Ingredients you can pronounce ★
What's inside your box?
THE BASE
- Chocolate Protein Blend
- Dutch Cocoa
- Black Cocoa
- Organic Coconut Sugar
- Vanilla
- Espresso
- Sea Salt
THE GOOD PART
- Brownie Pieces
- Organic 100% Cacao Crunch
★ The details ★
The details.
Complete product (THE BASE + THE GOOD PART)
Serving Size 1 COMPLETE SERVING (84.2 G)
- Calories340
- Fat7 g
- Saturated2.5 g
- Trans0 g
- Carbohydrate37 g
- Fibre12 g
- Sugars11 g
- Protein24 g
- Cholesterol0 mg
- Sodium170 mg
- Potassium350 mg
- Calcium70 mg
- Iron4.5 mg
This nutrition panel represents the complete contents of one pouch (THE BASE + THE GOOD PART). It does NOT include milk.
*Nutrition values include both THE BASE and THE GOOD PART.
Pea protein isolate, soluble tapioca fibre, flaxseed, coconut milk powder, Dutch-process cocoa, black cocoa, organic coconut sugar, brownie pieces (pumpkin seeds, dates, ground fava beans, cocoa powder, natural flavour), organic unsweetened cacao chips (organic cacao mass, organic cacao butter), natural flavours, vanilla powder, instant espresso powder, sea salt.
May contain pit fragments.
Healthy people eat dessert.
We just made it ridiculously good.
★ The After Dinner Club ★
Join the After Dinner Club.
One ritual.
Six ridiculously good nights.
See you after dinner.
Brownie Issues
$7.50 / serving(box of 6 — $44.99 CAD)