No commitment required.
Try all three before you pick a favourite. Or don't pick one at all.
The Collection
The First Batch Trial Box
All 3 Flavours
Can't decide? Don't.
Six nights. Three flavours. One box.
2 × Brownie Issues — Dark Chocolate Brownie.
2 × Dough Not Disturb — Cookie Dough.
2 × Matcha Made Me Do It — Matcha Strawberry.
The whole lineup, sorted.
- 21G+ PROTEIN
- 7G+ FIBRE
- VEGAN
- ALL 3 FLAVOURS
- MIX-INS INCLUDED
- NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS
- WHOLE-FOOD INGREDIENTS
$7.50per serving
Minimum 6 pouches per box — $44.99 CAD total (+ shipping)
★ Free shipping on orders $80+ (CAD).
6 POUCHES = 6 NIGHTS OF DESSERT
Two of every flavour.
Six ridiculously good desserts.
Makes six ridiculously good Ninja CREAMi® pints.
Each box includes:
- • 2 × Brownie Issues (base + good part)
- • 2 × Dough Not Disturb (base + good part)
- • 2 × Matcha Made Me Do It (base + good part)
★ Drop 01 ★
- 2 of each flavour.
- 6 pouches.
- One very good decision.
Pre-order • Ships October 2026
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Charged today. Dessert later. ♡
★★★★★
See you after dinner.
★ The ritual ★
One box. Three flavours.
Brownie Issues.
Dark chocolate brownie. Deep, fudgy, and worth staying in for.
Contains
- •Dutch-process + black cocoa base
- •Real brownie pieces
- •Organic 100% cacao crunch
Dough Not Disturb.
Cookie dough. Soft, sweet, and completely uninterrupted.
Contains
- •Vanilla cookie dough base
- •Edible cookie dough pieces
- •Dark chocolate chips
Matcha Made Me Do It.
Matcha strawberry. Pretty, creamy, a little unhinged.
Contains
- •Ceremonial-grade matcha base
- •Freeze-dried strawberries
- •White chocolate crunch
★ Why you'll crave it ★
Why start here.
Six nights, sorted.
Two of every flavour. A different dessert whenever you want one.
Same ritual every time.
Pour, freeze, spin, mix in the good part. Only the flavour changes.
★ Tonight's plan ★
Your first six nights.
- 1
Night one.
Brownie Issues.
- 2
Night two.
Dough Not Disturb.
- 3
Night three.
Matcha Made Me Do It.
- 4
Night four.
Pick your favourite. Again.
- 5
Night five.
Second favourite. No regrets.
- 6
Night six.
The one you keep reordering.
- 7
Repeat.
See you after dinner.
See you after dinner.
★ Ingredients you can pronounce ★
What's inside your box?
Ingredients vary slightly by flavour. Full lists live on each flavour page.
THE BASE
- Pea Protein Isolate
- Dutch Cocoa
- Ceremonial Matcha
- Coconut Milk Powder
- Organic Coconut Sugar
- Vanilla
- Flaxseed
- Sea Salt
THE GOOD PART
- Real Brownie Pieces
- Cookie Dough Pieces
- Freeze-Dried Strawberries
- Dark Chocolate Chips
- Organic 100% Cacao Crunch
★ The details ★
The details.
Typical complete serving (THE BASE + THE GOOD PART)
Serving Size 1 COMPLETE SERVING (84.2 G)
- Calories340
- Fat7 g
- Saturated2.5 g
- Trans0 g
- Carbohydrate37 g
- Fibre12 g
- Sugars11 g
- Protein24 g
- Cholesterol0 mg
- Sodium170 mg
- Potassium350 mg
- Calcium70 mg
- Iron4.5 mg
This panel represents one complete serving and does NOT include milk. Nutrition values vary slightly by flavour — every flavour delivers 21g+ protein and 7g+ fibre per pint.
*Nutrition values vary slightly by flavour.
Every flavour is built on the same whole-food base — pea protein isolate, soluble tapioca fibre, flaxseed, coconut milk powder, organic coconut sugar, natural flavours, vanilla powder and sea salt — then finished with its own mix-ins.
Contains coconut and milk-alternative ingredients. May contain pit fragments and traces of tree nuts.
Healthy people eat dessert.
We just made it ridiculously good.
★ The After Dinner Club ★
Start with all three.
Three flavours.
Six ridiculously good nights.
See you after dinner.
The First Batch Trial Box
$7.50 / serving(box of 6 — $44.99 CAD)